Are these the best comebacks ever?


Sometimes all it takes to end a dispute is a single pithy sentence, as these shining examples of solid comebacks prove.


  1. Posted by maddux231, — Reply

    When I was little I didnโ€™t know THAT was the saying I thought it was โ€œsticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite meโ€๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

  2. Posted by renthefabulous, — Reply

    Ok, but the real question here is, what did he do to warrant that, honestly? (And yes, troglodytes of pinterest, I know it's not real and just a joke but I'm curious about them hypotheticals my dude). ๐Ÿค”

  3. Posted by kbug1858, — Reply

    Not trying to be annoying but I would really appreciate if you guys would go follow me. My goal is to hit 20 more followers by next week. Please and thanks!!! ๐Ÿ’Œ(If wanted I will follow you back!)๐Ÿ’Œ

  4. Posted by hannahp4029, — Reply

    Feeling mom is going to be mad dad is going to have a dance party and give her lots of ice cream of corse away from the mom ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

  5. Posted by aneisha_h, — Reply

    this is stolen from a million other text things like seriously they just change the person they threw it at

  6. Posted by kiwacherryblossom, — Reply

    LSHTIADMPOTTC (Laughing so hard that I almost droped my phone on the carpet), stump your friends with that.

  7. Posted by laurenlaudi, — Reply

    Yes. Because EVERYONE has a dictionary within arms length to throw. Itโ€™s funny tho, ironic, but funny.

  8. Posted by xokapiloverx, — Reply

    Wait a minute right after her dad asks what she did she put a period after ex. So I read โ€œshe DID her ex

  9. Posted by KingDodoria, — Reply

    I would come back to school with a rock and slam it on her head ehhh before stabbing with a stick

  10. Posted by nniigg, — Reply

    funny when she gets charged with assault also if the guy did this he would be in jail

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